WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Hammer and Pickle 11:22 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
*twirls moustache and adjusts ballstrap*

dicksie3 11:21 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
There's some hipster WANKER that gets on my train every morning. Proper fucking cunt beard. Absolute fist.

Think I might have to headbutt the cunt soon. I reckon that will be next Wednesday morning with a hangover after we've been KO'd out of the FA Cup in our purple cunt kit Vs Everton.

Gavros 11:20 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
*strokes beard and adjusts pork pie hat*

dicksie3 11:18 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
Hammer and PickleĀ 11:14 Thu Jan 8

Hammer and Pickle 11:14 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
CUNTS

BRANDED 11:10 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
Me

Thunderlips 10:26 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
I've grown my hair back. Long. blonde strands, slightly thinning. Blonde moustache.

Thunderlips 10:26 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
I've grown my hair back. Long. blonde strands, slightly thinning. Blonde moustache.

Electric Retro-pants 10:15 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
Shoreditch Shipman?

Claret Badger 9:45 Thu Jan 8
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TRI quarter hat

Claret Badger 9:45 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
beard
handlebar moustache
gold tooth
monocle
and
tic quarter hat

I LOOK THE FUCKING LICK

jack flash 8:04 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
Dreadlocks
Clean shaven (above & below)
Beards are gross

mike hunt 4:40 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
I detest shaving.hence have had facial hair for about 25 years
I do like to shave my bollocks occasionally though

Boris the Beard 3:20 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
I have the beard (shock)

Fivetide 3:20 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30037914

The beard fashion of the past 10 years on both sides of the Atlantic mirrors an earlier facial hair craze, which started during the Crimean War, lasted for three decades, and was only entirely stamped out with the invention of the disposable razor in the early 1900s.


*The great Victorian beard craze*

In the mid-19th Century, men throughout North America and Europe began doing something most had never done before. They abandoned their barbers, left patented safety razors rusting on bathroom shelves and began growing facial hair.

They were not merely growing the well-coiffed whiskers and neat moustaches hitherto deemed acceptable, but cultivating enormous whiskers that connected to huge, bushy beards and left just about enough space between them and the ever-expanding moustache to allow the owner to eat and speak.

In Britain the return of the beard (the full beard had last been in vogue in Tudor times) was thanks to the Crimean War of 1854-56. Beards had been banned in the British army until this time, but the freezing temperatures of Crimean winters, and the impossibility of getting shaving soap, led to a necessary change.

By the time the last troops returned home, beards were the mark of a hero. Men who had never seen any military action began to grow beards. Within a few years, it was almost impossible to see a beard-free male face in Victorian Britain - except in Buckingham Palace, as Prince Albert refused to conform to the fashion.

In America, the return of the beard began at around the same date. This was partly fuelled by fashion plates from British magazines, which were read avidly in America for the latest word in European fashion. Many American men, however, also decided to stop shaving for a practical reason. Although the so-called safety razor had been around since the 1770s, they were difficult to use and often dangerous. Even men who had mastered the art of shaving, were at risk if their razor hadn't been scrupulously cleaned.

One such victim was John Thoreau, brother of the writer Henry David Thoreau, who cut himself shaving and died of lockjaw in his brother's arms.

In 1861 a new word came into usage in Britain, when Our American Cousin, by Tom Taylor, had its London premiere (the play Abraham Lincoln was watching when he was assassinated in Washington DC four years later). One of the characters, Lord Dundreary, was a comic fop with prodigious side whiskers. These quickly became known as "dundrearies", a name used both in Britain and America. In England, however, they were also referred to as "Piccadilly weepers", because these whiskers were worn by the kind of dandy who could be seen in London's Piccadilly.

During the American Civil War of 1861-5, the word "sideburns" was coined. It was a tribute to Maj Gen Ambrose Burnside, whose bushy moustache had been allowed to connect with his whiskers and formed an impressively thick and unbroken line of hair right across his face.

The term "mutton chops" also entered the vocabulary, describing whiskers that were thin at the top and bulged at the bottom, where they were shaved to resemble a chop of meat.

In 1842, Charles Dickens had travelled to North America for the first time and was introduced to many fellow writers including Edgar Allan Poe, with whom he remained in correspondence. Perhaps it's a coincidence, but both Poe and Dickens began to experiment with facial hair at around the same time - a moustache at first, without a beard. In 1844 Dickens wrote to his friend Daniel Maclise about his new passion: "The moustaches are glorious, glorious. I have cut them short, and trimmed them a little at the ends to improve their shape. They are charming, charming. Without them, life would be a blank." Poe grew his famous moustache in 1845, four years before his untimely death.
It took 25 years for Dickens to visit the US again - largely due to the fury surrounding his unflattering portrayal of the country in Martin Chuzzlewit and American Notes. By the time he returned, in the winter of 1867-1868, he was a global superstar and everything about him was noted and emulated. His beard, already famous, was captured in all its glory by the photographer George Gardner Rockwood in New York city - studio photographers often took pictures of celebrities free of charge, in return for permission to sell copies to fans. The pictures of Dickens were hugely popular and the style of his facial hair spawned imitators all over the world, copying what has become known as his "doorknocker beard".

By the end of the 1880s, fashionable men in London were returning to their barbers for a daily shave. The beard and full whiskers were now considered the domain of the conservative, older generation. In the US and in Britain, the practice of being hair-free was about to become much easier and cheaper thanks to American inventor King Camp Gillette. In 1895 he came up with the idea of the first disposable razor blade. It took six years - and much pain - to perfect his invention, but in 1901 he managed to persuade others to try it out. The disposable razor was a sensation and the patent was granted in 1904. Gillette's simple invention spawned a multi-million-dollar industry for the company that still bears his name. It also coincided with increased scientific understanding of the existence and spread of bacteria.

Beards came to be targeted by medical men, and people were talking everywhere about the potential risk that beards carried in the workplace, particularly where food was prepared. In 1902, New York dairymen were banned from having beards. Dr Park from the Board of Health was quoted as saying: "There is real menace to the milk if the dairyman is beardedā€¦ The beard, particularly when damp, may become an ideal germ-carrier."

The fashion for beards, whiskers and bristling moustaches fell into a serious decline for much of the first half of the 20th Century, not least because in both world wars, the seal on gas masks would only work on hair-free skin. But one pogonophile grew a beard that hipsters of today can only dream of. His name was Hans N Langseth, a Norwegian who had emigrated to Iowa, and he grew what is believed to be the world's longest beard.

Although Langseth died in 1927, he was back in the news in 1967, when the Smithsonian purchased his beard - all 17.5 feet (5.3m) of it. But those tempted to follow Langseth's example should perhaps beware the fate of another bearded Hans. In 1567, a terrible fire broke out in the Austrian town of Braunau. The mayor of the town was Hans Steiniger, whose beard was so long he wore it wrapped around his waist. Unfortunately, on the night of the fire, he either didn't remember to wrap it around him, or perhaps it became untucked. He died of a broken neck after tripping over his beard while fleeing the fire.
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Bullet 3:17 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
I will stick with my Clark Gable tash thanks.

El Scorchio 3:17 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
I grew a fucking big unkempt beard a few years ago before it was all the rage that almost made my head look round. Didn't want to trim any of it at all.

I usually have thick stubble due to hating shaving and being lazy, but I don't like having a beard now every fucker has got one and it's the 'cool' bandwagon thing to do.

Plus hipsters are cunts and I'd hate to be labelled as one.

Darby_ 3:14 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
http://cdn.listelist.com/listeliststatic/2014/04/hipster-biyik.jpg

yngwies Cat 3:12 Thu Jan 8
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Russ of the BML 12:49 Thu Jan 8


"I have a beard but it's pretty tight"

What the Dickens is a tight beard sir?

SecondOpinion 3:08 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
I have long hair and sometimes a beard.

I am so far out

inconsistant fc 2:47 Thu Jan 8
Re: Who on WHO has one of those hipster hairstyles and beards?
Despite the fact I've been called a "hipster" on here (whatever that means) I actually think that short-back-and-sides-with-quiff haircut is massively shit and is even worse when combined with a beard.

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